What we learned as children, that one plus one equals two, we know to be false. One plus one equals one. We even have a word for when you, plus another, equals one. That word is love.
Brisbane is a 24/7 dudebrocon and I cannot get over exactly how these people exist and function but oh well
Also I had the most fucking delicious bagel for brunch I finally found a good’un
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?
I don’t know how to make the Yuletide gay in these conditions. :(
and bring the fight to them! Today, we are cancellin’ the apocalypse!”
can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.
"Born a goddess and forged a warrior."
star trek/treasure planet au god help me
just a quick heads up as to what’s happening this month
- monday it’s my 30th birthday
- tuesday is the first time i’m ever meeting someone from tumblr: niki grimdarkfandango is coming to stay for a few days (AFJKDLjdks)
- when niki goes, my family gets here and are staying with me for a week and having an early christmas
- when they go i have to wait four days
- then i get an emma alicefollowtherabbit for christmas
- also there will be pumpkin pie at
some pointmany points
in other words, i apologise in advance for the sheer undiluted volume of keysmashing i’ll be doing in the next few weeks
IN CASE ANYONE WAS UNAWARE OF WHAT I’M DOING THIS WEEK